When Bums Go Numb
Posted in nosy people, odds and ends on August 30, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Is your bum numb?
The cane rotten?
Problems with your bottom falling asleep in the chair?
Employ the new “Knitter’s Friend” bum awakener.
Step 1: Get up to go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Set socks down on chair.
Step 3: Return from bathroom.
Step 4: Forget sock is on chair and liberally plop bum onto DPNs.
Step 5: Attempt to extricate bum [...]
